The Whore Whisperer

I have not posted in a while. I have built 2 studios and been shooting like a madd man. Forgetting my blog password has a bunch to do with it too. I do constantly load gallery pics of my work. Why? because i’m kinda of a tard with the blog thing and use this blog to load pics online and i link those pics to message boards i post on. I still manage to fuck that up too. lol

I shoot mainly for porn.com. They seem to love my work and they let me do what ever i want. I pull all of the crazy shit out of my head and turn them into scenes. Then they tell me how much they love it. WTF? That is a dream situation!! I love the company i work for and love the fact that they love the twisted shit i come up with.

Sorry about not posting for a while. I will try and keep it up and i will try to remember how to put pics within the text.

Its been a little bit since i wrote about my day. Not that my days suck, but sometimes im to fucking busy or tired to dork out on my Mac. Not that i think Bloggers are dorks, but i seem to run 15 hour days everyday without bloging.

I went to the Phoenix forum for web masters. It was pretty cool. Got to meet all of the people in the online adult business that i chat with online. Its was pretty cool. Free food and alcohol for 4 days. These guys go nuts! I got drunk one night only. It was at the porn.com party. It was a fun party with an open bar.

Why was this thing so important? It was for me to figure out what i wanted or who i wanted to work for. I figure i would go down to the Phoenix show and pick up a couple of new clients and fill up my shoot schedule.

What i did learn was that the Pimp Roll guys (those are the guys who own porn.com) were very happy with all of my work that I turned in. They expressed to me that they would be more than happy if i shot more sites for them. I was extatic!! These guys loved my work and wanted me to concentrate all of my shooting efforts on their projects.

I was always happy shooting for Pimp Roll but really didn’t have any idea what my future was with them. You can never be too sure when most of your communications are via icq and e-mails.

So my first day out was great. I had a couple of drinks and met with different company owners from all over the world. It was great. they knew who I was and who I have worked for and who I am currently working for. They all loved my work and the question i got was “are you exclusive to Pimp Roll?” A long story short without sounding like i am all of that and a bag o chips, i got over 10 job offers by 10 companies to shoot content for. I was very jazzed about all of the offers. I felt like a top ten prospect for NFL draft day.

I will still do DVD shoots for AMA Joe, but i think I will be doing the majority of my shooting for porn.com.

Sorry guys, no pics on this post. But i will be shooting a few hot girls this week.

I had a rough day. Being a porn director seems like the dream job, but some days suck ass!! I had to change locations the night before. (which blows ass).

I am kinda lucky that Craven Morehead is a good friend to me. He let me use his house today, because my house had road construction in he front of it. Parking for talent would be impossible.

The girl shows up, nice and sweet, 18 years old. (has to be for iameighteen.com) Looked ok. Had her in hair and make up for 2 hours. She looked good when she was done.

Then I had her get naked and pick out her clothes,( sound of a car screeching to a hault) WTF!!!!!????

I was lick what the fuck!!!! She was 18 but she had a kid and it showed everywhere!! She looked good with clothes on. I was trying to figure out how to shoot this girl without making her look so bad.

I had booked Jordan Ash as my male performer. (he can rock any scene). I was hoping he can fuck her so hard that people wouldn’t notice the stretch marks. They were bad!! But she was 18 years old.

Booking girls for iameighteen.com has become a lot harder that I thought it would be. I scower the net to find real 18 year old girls so porn fans can get what they paid for. This is hard shit! I refuse to make fake 18 year old ID’s or strait up lie to fans about the girls real age.

So I figured out how to make this girl look good. Well as good as I can. Then my assistant tells me that my C-light is broken. WTF?? Maybe it was for the better that day.lol

So we start shooting and I start smelling something. Yup it was what I thought. (if your gonna be in porn, please wash up your “biscuit” PLEASE!!!!).

The girl was nice but retarded. Was one of the most painful shoots I had. When we were done, the girl asked me how she did. I handed her a few DVD’s and told her to study…

I will spare you the pics of today. Giving out names would be pretty bad of me. After all she was very nice..

Today rocked!! I got to shoot this new girl named Madison Ivy. This girl looked good and can really rock a scene. I broke out the strobes for this girl. She moved well and loved the camera.

I shot Madison Ivy for iameighteen.com. I am learning its hard to find 18 year old girls for this website. My friends and agents tell me that I should lie and just say they are 18. That makes things easy, but that would be bull shiting the fans that pay for a site where they are expecting real 18 year old girls. HMMMM??? Decisions, decisions??

I made the conscious effort to only shoot 18 year old girls only. To prove they are 18, I have them pull out there ID’s and give them to the male talent. The male talent (who was Will Powers that day) marks of her personal information off of the ID with an EXPO disk marker, real name, address, and licenses number. He then shows the camera that it is real. I then twist it up on camera to further make sure its real. Then during the pickup we make a reference to her stage name myspace website.

I figured the fans want a girl that is 18, I’m gonna give them one. I am one of the few that really believe porn fans are pretty smart. If I lie and say this girl is 18, when she is really 20, Fans would be pretty pissed off. As if the fans cant look her up on myspace. Lol

The scene was good. I will have to say, this is the best 18 year old girl I have ever shot! Really, no bull shit! She didn’t suck me off for me to write this. I call it how I see it.

Usually 18 year old girls need a lot of instruction on how to move, what shoulder to look over, where to look, where not to look, etc. This chick was so on it. Great attitude, and a good performer.

I asked her how did you know how to do this so well and you only been in the biz for 3 weeks? She told me that show is a huge porn fan and she owns over 3500 actual DVD’s and 10,000 total including her hard drives. I almost shit on myself in disbelief! But she performed as if she was in the business for 3 years. Will Powers pounded this chick stupid and she loved every second of it. (or did an awesome job of acting).

Today I shot Maxine Tyler, and some girl who’s name I forgot. It was a BGG with Derrick Pierce. It was a great scene. The tough part was that the one girl, who’s name I forgot only does girls. HMMMMM???

I was getting to know both girls while waiting for Derrick and both were really cool. Derrick finally showed up and both girls dropped their jaws when they saw him. It was funny shit! The girl that only does girls was looking at Derrick as if he was a steak, funny shit!

So we go to the park and do our setup/lead in. I always come up with the crazy and funny shit minutes before I role camera (ala Chico Wang, God rest his soul).

So I decide to have the girls invite Derrick back to there place for some cupcakes. He accepts there invite, thinking he is gonna get some action. He sits on the couch ready to go, then one of the girls hands Derrick a cupcake. He proceeds to sit for 15 minutes holding a cupcake while watching hot GG action. Then Derrick finally joins the scene and all is right with the world. lol

Today was good, but I had to shoot a rough BJ. I can shoot them good, but I wouldn’t really consider it sex. It is rough shit! It was for brutalblowjobs.com. I like shooting it well, but well means very brutal. Throwing up is a plus! I don’t dislike women and I only like shooting women that can do it and like it. I use Alex Sanders as the male, He rocks!! He donkey punched her 6 times (she was into it).

The scenes I have shot for this site cannot be distributed in the US. No distributers will pick it up anymore.
The girl was good, but once again I forgot this girls name but she took it like champ!!

This is the site that got me almost banned from La Direct. At the end of every scene I have the male write “BrutalBlowjobs.com” on the girls forehead after the facial pop shot.

I didnt book the scenes, I just did them as a faver for AMA Joe. The were easy as pie pick up shoots, which I do all of the time. Little did I know Derrick Hay (AKA Ben English owner of La Direct), did not know about the writing on the girls forehead. Derrick was seriously outraged by the writing their heads. He said it was degrading…

I was like, WTF?? I thought the girls and LA Direct knew about the writing on the forehead. I was now #1 on this guys shit list!! I explained to Derrick that I didn’t book the scenes and I was following directions that were writen on a piece of paper. He said “Dave you should have known it was wrong and I now have a lower professional opinion of you”.

I had two feelings about it. The 1st one was serious anger since he said I was a liar. I never lie and people who call me that get beat down!! And the 2nd was that if I were Derrick and somebody sprung the writing on the forehead thing after the scene on my girls, I would be pissed too.

Now I feel like that kid that got caught cheating in class and wasn’t cheating. It was tough, because I don’t lie and I wasn’t being deceptive.

All in all Derrick Hey did piss me off, but I do really respect him and the higher standards he created for his and all talent agencies. He is the reason why I can shoot 3-5 scenes a day. Why? How? All because they show up on time!!

I showed on set and it was going to be a quick in and out shoot. My guys were Alex Gonz and Sergio. Both guys are solid. My female was Courtney James, a solid performer with a great attitude.

I get to set, that AMA Joe set up for me, and I about dropped my jaw!! Who was my assistant for the day? It was a guy that owed me money a long time ago. I had to strong arm him for the my money back then. I hate when people make me result to violence to get what is mine. I’m a nice guy now. That was the old Dave, 7 years ago. I am more diplomatic with my differences these days.

He and I had no hard feelings. It was just business back then. $12,000 worth of business.

Chewie is my regular assistant and I knew he thought this would be funny (fucking haha Chewie!!). Chewie is the shit and I can never be mad at the guy. He runs my laser company single handedly. What lasers?? Think Usher videos, movies and Electronic clubs-and he runs it all. He is very honest trustworthy and irreplaceable.

Back to the story… So I am on set, this assistant had nothing set up. Why would he? He had Zero experience on a porn set. So fresh off of being on crutches, I need to set up lights. Talent is waiting, contracts are not done, lights aren’t even in the room. I then need to do contracts, label tapes, set up my stills camera, etc. I am fucking annoyed on multiple levels at this time. I hate making talent wait unnecessarily.

I take a deep breath and get my head into what needs to get done. I pack my stills camera (Nikon D3) and my video camera into a Kata backpack camera bag, so not to get found out that we are out to shoot porn pick ups. This is the valley, cameras of any type, give away what we are up to. A backpack is the stealthy way to do your porn set ups.

So we hop into Alex’s sick ass black BMW (his dick bought him that car) and head off to the park for my set up. The set up is Sergio owes Alex money for a gambling debt and Alex wants to bang Sergio’s girlfriend Courtney James. (hmmm where did i come up with that…)

So the pick up is going well, Alex is acting all gangster. Sergio and Courtney play it very well. It’s all going great, then a fucking team of LaCross players show up for practice. WTF?? Can’t kids stay out of the fucking park!!!! That backpack saved my ass!! i kept my back to the team and we were able to finish the pick up. Then when i was done, i dropped the camera into my backpack and we all went back to set. Nobody saw shit!! Great!!

The scene went great (minus having to teach and explain C-light). It was A Boy,Boy,Girl. Both guys were on!! I got great footage. Courtney james rocked it!! I would recommend her to anybody who wants a good scene. She is hot with a great attitude. I generally don’t like anybody and wouldn’t wast my time writing about it.
All and all, i had a great day. Pics to come..

WTF??? I had a bunch of shit to do today and it seems that I got nothing done!! FUCK!!!!

I went to Hollywood to my stereo guy to get a battery switched out. I learn that my alternator is fucked, then go up the street to Pep Boys to switch it out and then back to the stereo shop to get the battery swapped out. Simple, right? Fuck no!

A long story short, $500 goes to other shit that needed to get fixed. The alternator and battery were fine… I got no problem with paying, but to pay to watch the guys bullshit and eat tacos while my shit is on the racks sucks ass!! 6 hours sitting around. I had so much to get done. thank god for cell phones.

During that whole hurry up and wait thing, I get a call from my good friend and kinda boss on a couple of projects i shoot, AMA Joe telling me that Derek Hay AKA Ben English from LA Direct called him today (the night before the scene) to say that Courtney James won’t work with Lee Stone. WTF? I like Lee, he is an awesome performer. But Derek says “no” its no. He is like the soup Nazi from Seinfeld, but with whores. lol. “No girls for you.” I make fun of it, but Derek Hay does have his girls best interests at heart. I guess I wouldn’t want Lee Stone pounding the shit out of my girl and side lining her for two or three days.

Now I’m on the hunt for a good male performer with less than 24 hours notice. I am a picky bitch when it comes to using guys. I got my go-to’s but everybody goes to them too. To me the guy is the key to a good scene. Think of the girl as a high performance race car and the guy as a race car driver. The guy drives the scene. I like guys that pound chicks stupid and open up so I can get my shots. Those guys cost and I’m willing to pay.

Eventually I get a call from AMA Joe saying he got a guy. I was thinking “Oh shit” until he said it was Sergio, and I thought “ahhh ok”. Then he says, I want to book another guy and make it a 2 on 1. I was thinking “Oh fuck.” It’s hard enough to get one guy, but two?

Why would I stress? Well I stress all the time when I shoot, so it’s nothing new, but whichever 2 guys I put together need to have experience with other guys when it comes to 3 or more. I know Sergio is solid, but the other guy may not be good at multiples. If one dick doesn’t get and stay hard because he isn’t experienced with multiples, I will be there all day praying to the Dick gods.

I got text after text, all my “A” guys were booked. Then I got the call from Alex Gonz, “yes!!!” He was available. He is a good friend and solid performer, and plays well with other guys. I got lucky.

Anybody reading this blog, being a male performer is very hard. You can take 10 viagra and if your heard isn’t there, your dick wont work. This is a tough job, the good guys get paid well and deserve it.

If you do think its easy, try this; Get eight of your budies, get but ass naked and pull your cock out. Have one of your budies sit back with a video camera and point it at you. Then jerk your cock till it gets hard. After it gets hard have your friend count down 15 minutes. Keep hard the whole 15 minutes, then with in two minutes, point your dick at a paper back book and aim your money shot at that book.

If you can do that and you got a tape of it, then you may have what it takes to be a male performer. Sounds gay, but ask any male how many people are on set while they are performing or jerking to pop. It’s a tough job dude!! Thats why you see a lot of the same guys scene after scene.

Sorry, no pics this time guys..

I spent yesterday and today learning and working on TGP scrips. (thumb nail gallery post) Its a lot to learn. My day job is shoot porn, but i spend nights working on TGP scripts and Blog scripts and modifications. Fuck!! I feel like I am in college again. This shit is like advanced myspace.

Why?? I know that is what you must be thinking. I mean I am pretty good at shooting porn - I take the pics, hold camera and direct the scenes. That’s better than most, but it’s not good enough anymore. I work for a few big companies and get paid well, but I would like to shoot for my own websites with my own ideas. You need to understand the online distribution model. There is no better way to understand it than to actually do it! People in Porn valley say content is king. I disagree. I really think traffic is king. The companies that can control it, push it, move it and convert it are going to be the king of kings. That’s my goal.

I am fortunate enough to have a room-mate like Brandon who really knows a lot when it comes to anything online. I just have to wrestle him away from saving the world when he is playing “Supreme Commander” or watching Star Trek. It’s funny shit, but he is always there for me as a friend. Especially when he is loading shit onto servers for me, his servers. I seriously scored with this guy in the friend department. This guy can never intentionally do anybody wrong its not in him. It’s rare to find a friend like him in my business.

I am so sick of being behind a computer. But I got this blog up and running and got my www.vanillaloveschocolate.com TGP up. “Kinda”.. Yea for small successes.

This week will be fun. I get to work with Lee Stone again. He is cool people. He gets to drill Courtney James. She rocks!! She is one of the few girls names I do remember. Why?? Because she was a serious trooper. She worked with a guy who pulled a back muscle during his apartment move and could not finish the last position which was reverse cow. This chick sucked dick and fucked this guy like a champ even though he couldn’t get wood. If there is no pop it is kill fees for everybody ($100). That really would suck after all the time Courtney and I spent on set. After 3 hours we broke for dinner and I got the bright idea to have Alex Gonz come in and finish the scene.

It was a teacher seducing the female student so what was my solution?? Have principal Gonz show up and throw the other teacher off the set and pound this misbehaving student (Courtney James). I wasn’t about to start over with the pick up and stills. No way!! The scene was really good. It was shot for PORN.COM.
In the end it was good, Alex and Courtney rocked it.

I’ve spent my entire weekend figuring out how to manage a damn blog among other things. Talk about a new language to learn-good god. I still haven’t figured everything out but I have mastered how to type. That’s cool, right?

Anyway, I’ve just finished editing photos of these three hookers for one of the companies I shoot for. I literally label them “Hooker 1, Hooker 2, Hooker 3″. Too many hookers to remember their names. But at least none of them drove nuts that day.

Actually Kevin (formerly of LA Direct) has a brand new girl, Andrea Anderson, that did her first scene for me. She was awesome, even if her skin was so white it almost blinded the male talent!

Everyone I talk to is excited there’s another agency looking to shake things up. I have to give it to Derek over at LA Direct though (www.ladirectmodels.com), he gets some fine ass girls that know their shit. He has a solid agency filled with girls who are professional and PUNCTUAL, something that is hardly found in this industry.

These girls think they are god’s gift to men and the day begins whenever they feel it should. A 9am call time? Expect the girls at 2pm, if they even show at all. And that’s why Derek dominates the agency end of the biz. You’ve got to respect a guy that demands the girls are as professional as if it were a Fortune 500 company that just hired them. They show up 15 minutes early, dressed for the shoot and ready to rock! And there’s that 3 strike rule… no matter who you are. Fuck up 3 times and you’re gone, no matter who you think you are. And to top it off, if his girl ruins your shoot, you get a kill fee of $200. Amazing.

We need more agents like him. I really like the way he runs his shit, too bad he doesn’t like me… It’s not my fault I have to write on website names on the girl’s foreheads sometimes. I mean, it’s in the job description, right?

On another note… I’m off to the King’s game. Yes, hockey is cool but it’s more business than pleasure since it is a group of webmasters and producers all meeting there. But damn I want to stay home and finish all this other shit I’ve got lined up. Oh well.