So it’s Monday.
I’ve spent my entire weekend figuring out how to manage a damn blog among other things. Talk about a new language to learn-good god. I still haven’t figured everything out but I have mastered how to type. That’s cool, right?
Anyway, I’ve just finished editing photos of these three hookers for one of the companies I shoot for. I literally label them “Hooker 1, Hooker 2, Hooker 3″. Too many hookers to remember their names. But at least none of them drove nuts that day.
Actually Kevin (formerly of LA Direct) has a brand new girl, Andrea Anderson, that did her first scene for me. She was awesome, even if her skin was so white it almost blinded the male talent!

Everyone I talk to is excited there’s another agency looking to shake things up. I have to give it to Derek over at LA Direct though (www.ladirectmodels.com), he gets some fine ass girls that know their shit. He has a solid agency filled with girls who are professional and PUNCTUAL, something that is hardly found in this industry.
These girls think they are god’s gift to men and the day begins whenever they feel it should. A 9am call time? Expect the girls at 2pm, if they even show at all. And that’s why Derek dominates the agency end of the biz. You’ve got to respect a guy that demands the girls are as professional as if it were a Fortune 500 company that just hired them. They show up 15 minutes early, dressed for the shoot and ready to rock! And there’s that 3 strike rule… no matter who you are. Fuck up 3 times and you’re gone, no matter who you think you are. And to top it off, if his girl ruins your shoot, you get a kill fee of $200. Amazing.
We need more agents like him. I really like the way he runs his shit, too bad he doesn’t like me… It’s not my fault I have to write on website names on the girl’s foreheads sometimes. I mean, it’s in the job description, right?
On another note… I’m off to the King’s game. Yes, hockey is cool but it’s more business than pleasure since it is a group of webmasters and producers all meeting there. But damn I want to stay home and finish all this other shit I’ve got lined up. Oh well.





