The Whore Whisperer

I showed on set and it was going to be a quick in and out shoot. My guys were Alex Gonz and Sergio. Both guys are solid. My female was Courtney James, a solid performer with a great attitude.

I get to set, that AMA Joe set up for me, and I about dropped my jaw!! Who was my assistant for the day? It was a guy that owed me money a long time ago. I had to strong arm him for the my money back then. I hate when people make me result to violence to get what is mine. I’m a nice guy now. That was the old Dave, 7 years ago. I am more diplomatic with my differences these days.

He and I had no hard feelings. It was just business back then. $12,000 worth of business.

Chewie is my regular assistant and I knew he thought this would be funny (fucking haha Chewie!!). Chewie is the shit and I can never be mad at the guy. He runs my laser company single handedly. What lasers?? Think Usher videos, movies and Electronic clubs-and he runs it all. He is very honest trustworthy and irreplaceable.

Back to the story… So I am on set, this assistant had nothing set up. Why would he? He had Zero experience on a porn set. So fresh off of being on crutches, I need to set up lights. Talent is waiting, contracts are not done, lights aren’t even in the room. I then need to do contracts, label tapes, set up my stills camera, etc. I am fucking annoyed on multiple levels at this time. I hate making talent wait unnecessarily.

I take a deep breath and get my head into what needs to get done. I pack my stills camera (Nikon D3) and my video camera into a Kata backpack camera bag, so not to get found out that we are out to shoot porn pick ups. This is the valley, cameras of any type, give away what we are up to. A backpack is the stealthy way to do your porn set ups.

So we hop into Alex’s sick ass black BMW (his dick bought him that car) and head off to the park for my set up. The set up is Sergio owes Alex money for a gambling debt and Alex wants to bang Sergio’s girlfriend Courtney James. (hmmm where did i come up with that…)

So the pick up is going well, Alex is acting all gangster. Sergio and Courtney play it very well. It’s all going great, then a fucking team of LaCross players show up for practice. WTF?? Can’t kids stay out of the fucking park!!!! That backpack saved my ass!! i kept my back to the team and we were able to finish the pick up. Then when i was done, i dropped the camera into my backpack and we all went back to set. Nobody saw shit!! Great!!

The scene went great (minus having to teach and explain C-light). It was A Boy,Boy,Girl. Both guys were on!! I got great footage. Courtney james rocked it!! I would recommend her to anybody who wants a good scene. She is hot with a great attitude. I generally don’t like anybody and wouldn’t wast my time writing about it.
All and all, i had a great day. Pics to come..

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