Today sucked ass!!!!
I had a rough day. Being a porn director seems like the dream job, but some days suck ass!! I had to change locations the night before. (which blows ass).
I am kinda lucky that Craven Morehead is a good friend to me. He let me use his house today, because my house had road construction in he front of it. Parking for talent would be impossible.
The girl shows up, nice and sweet, 18 years old. (has to be for iameighteen.com) Looked ok. Had her in hair and make up for 2 hours. She looked good when she was done.
Then I had her get naked and pick out her clothes,( sound of a car screeching to a hault) WTF!!!!!????
I was lick what the fuck!!!! She was 18 but she had a kid and it showed everywhere!! She looked good with clothes on. I was trying to figure out how to shoot this girl without making her look so bad.
I had booked Jordan Ash as my male performer. (he can rock any scene). I was hoping he can fuck her so hard that people wouldn’t notice the stretch marks. They were bad!! But she was 18 years old.
Booking girls for iameighteen.com has become a lot harder that I thought it would be. I scower the net to find real 18 year old girls so porn fans can get what they paid for. This is hard shit! I refuse to make fake 18 year old ID’s or strait up lie to fans about the girls real age.
So I figured out how to make this girl look good. Well as good as I can. Then my assistant tells me that my C-light is broken. WTF?? Maybe it was for the better that day.lol
So we start shooting and I start smelling something. Yup it was what I thought. (if your gonna be in porn, please wash up your “biscuit” PLEASE!!!!).
The girl was nice but retarded. Was one of the most painful shoots I had. When we were done, the girl asked me how she did. I handed her a few DVD’s and told her to study…
I will spare you the pics of today. Giving out names would be pretty bad of me. After all she was very nice..
March 27th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
It sounds really nice to read your posts because you tell really what happens in a set.
And it is everything except glamour.
Ok, you can have fantastic days when the girls rock and stand any kind of pounding… but sometimes you may have a newbie on the set then it may be painful.
For sure we must thank these girls who can represent the future of the biz and keep it alive… but sometimes it is hard.
Ever had an anal virgin on the set for an anal scene?
That’s the worst…
but at least the result is very intense ;))